Everyone knows the DMV is the most revolting place in the world. Seriously. It’s worse than The Doctor’s. It’s worse than traveling. In South Carolina, you only have 90 days to get your SC driver’s license after you move to the state until they start hunting you down and threatening you with jail time. And since I
My mom is in NOLA on a business trip, but yesterday she might’ve indulged in a little more pleasure than business. Here are some of the texts she sent me: “Mam goin crazy in NO. 2 Glasses of wine already. Lol.” to which I responded, “Lol who are you with?” “A bunch of guys I
So, I’m moving to Asheville. I use the term “moving” loosely, it’s really more like temporarily relocating since this is only a 4 month deal. Temporarily relocating is a hassle. Mainly the finding a place to live part. This is what I’m looking for: 1bed/1bath apartment in or near downtown, (preferably north or west), fully
I recently had to go to the doctor. Nothing major. They just needed to run some tests to determine why I have such a high IQ. You know how it is. Anyway, while I was there I was reminded how much I loathe waiting rooms. I get my impatience from my mother, and let me
Mexican is by far my favorite food genre. I don’t know whether it’s the tequila or the queso, but I ALWAYS crave Mexican, especially the kind that singes my taste buds and makes my eyes water. I’m even a VIP member at La Fiesta. I get sweet text message coupons like 99 cent tacos, dollar
First of all, I don’t understand the people that claim they go running to clear their heads and sort out their thoughts. All I can think when I’m running is, “how much further do I have to go? When can I stop and not feel guilty about the ice cream I ate earlier?” And the
My 100th post comes hot on the heels of my blog’s 1 year birthday! I know it’s taken me longer than the average blogger to post 100 entries, but I only recently became as dedicated a blogger as I am now. =) In celebration, I wanted to write a post about how to get famous,
So the numbers fell off our mailbox a long time ago, and as per Home Owners Association AKA Crazy Neighbor Lady’s standards, we had to replace them ASAP. Because clearly the mailman is a flaming idiot and can’t do his job without THE NUMBERS!!!!!! So I went and got these precious numbers. And let me